Yeah.. This one is probably a little creepy, just consider it darkly comedic. I think it explains itself fairly well. The text was inspired by about 1/6th of the company-wide e-mails I receive on my work account, even though I have no clue WHEN these meetings are, considering I'm not important enough to need to attend them, I'm still informed (sometimes twice a week) that the management meeting has been cancelled. So, yes, might get you fired if you use this wallpaper at work. Red splats made with Inkscape, then rendered all up using POVray, and a little color adjustment using Gimp.
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